Cralon

A penis with an ingrowing bellend

"OH MY GOD, I SAW JOHN'S DICK, AND HE HAS A CRALON, NO JOKE"

by Mr. Tiny Penis July 7, 2009

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

by Metiolate March 17, 2022

white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006