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Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.
I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.
by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006
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A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.
Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.
by Ninja49 January 03, 2010
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A person who on the outside looks utterly useless, but is the sharpest in the box, and is too advanced for the children they were made for. Often overlooked by the world, never used to our full potential, odd man out, last to be picked, alone in the world so we think, but take off the rose colored glasses and you will see you are not alone, there are others like us!
1: Who's that bit over there?

2: She's a white crayon, leave her be
Me: *whispers* at least I was noticed
by Clili August 28, 2016
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A (Blunt) with syrup on it wrapped with (rolling papers). It was named because it resembles a White Crayon. The main benefit being that it lasts longer..

Original way

1. Roll your blunt

2. Lather with (Aunt Jemima) maple syrup
3. Microwave
4. Freeze
5. Wrap with joint papers (twist the excess to a point)
Bring back some Jemima syrup, Im finna make a White Crayon.
by Mr BuBBleZ May 15, 2012
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Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.
"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."
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by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 12, 2016
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