Cracker-Jack 

Retarded Cracker

Kala u cracker-jack

Cracker-Jack by pLaYbOy_MiNi November 21, 2003

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

cracker jack by O2L February 2, 2006

cracker jack

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.

This cracker tastes rather salty.

cracker jack by lindsay the gangster June 1, 2005

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

Cracker Jack by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

cracker jack by Casey R. June 10, 2005

CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.

I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow

CRACKER JACK by Fred E. Douglas June 24, 2011

cracker jack

●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.

1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"

cracker jack by wizardswag October 14, 2012