Definitions by O2L

Fart Squirrel 

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

Fart Squirrel by O2L January 8, 2016

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

cracker jack by O2L February 2, 2006