Cracked crack 

A cut or sore in your ass crack, usually caused by too much sitting.

That 14 hour flight gave me a bad case of Cracked Crack.

Cracked crack by Nate Moe February 16, 2015

Cracked crackers 

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

Cracked crackers by Delete this account now June 4, 2023

Cracker crack 

Meth.

White folk got a new drug: Cracker Crack! Smoke's it just like crack cocaine. Them boy'z is crazy.

Cracker crack by Jrstock April 7, 2011

crack ass cracker 

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

crack ass cracker by pink_demon July 21, 2006

cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee

1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.

cracked rear view by Stan West October 19, 2004

cracked a rat 

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.

Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .

cracked a rat by kimk5 August 7, 2017

Cracked at the craft 

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".

Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop

Cracked at the craft by anonymous December 15, 2020