crack n' smack

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002

smack crack heart attack

A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.

My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

by s0ulShatter January 11, 2011

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.

My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.

by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021