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crack n' smack 

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Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.
"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"
crack n' smack by Jasmine Noel April 14, 2006

smack crack heart attack 

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A myocardial infarction brought on by the act of simultaneously hitting cocaine and heroin (commonly known as a speedball). Rhyme for effect.
My buddy John was hitting the speedballs one after the over, then all of a sudden, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his chest. It was a smack crack heart attack.

Cack Smack 

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The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.
Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.
Cack Smack by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005

crack sack 

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When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.
Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what I got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!

Dad: What did ya get, sport?!

Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!

Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...
crack sack by Stretch Nuts March 30, 2008

crack smacker

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Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.
don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker
crack smacker by val July 27, 2004

Crack & Sack 

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Using the drug ice and having sex
me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight
Crack & Sack by mzyv June 11, 2016
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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