val's definitions

Isaiah

The most amazing person that you will ever encounter. He is so perfect and the best person that will ever be in your life! God has truly blessed you if you get this kind of Isaiah because there are very few out there like this wonderful guy like himself. He’s very handsome and the best looking guy out there! If you ever get an Isaiah I promise you that you’ll be the happiest that you’ve ever been and he will constantly make you smile even if your having a terrible day! Oh and you can’t forget about his personality! He has the best personality out of everyone and can make you laugh, smile, and constantly be happy! He’s the sweetest person that you will ever meet in your entire life and just OMG HIS LOOKS WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PERFECT AND HANDSOME!! ISAIAH IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT! Any person would be so lucky to ever have an Isaiah in their life! YOU need an Isaiah and YOU need one now!

OMG I WANT AN ISAIAH!! 😭😍

by Val May 8, 2019

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n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

pant spider

A very smart guy invented this word cuz he thought it sounded good.

Normally, I'm afraid of spiders, but Bo's pant spider was very desirable.

by Val April 14, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.

girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!

by val February 5, 2005

jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.

you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"

by val February 1, 2005

the killers

really great music that has unfortunatley been on trl and now all the girlzzzzzz totally want to bang the lead singer cause OmG he'zzzzzzz soooooooo caaauuuteee!!

teen girl: i soo love the killers... does this mean im cool now and can wear a white belt and become a scenester.
teen friend: yea totally... now we actually have to listen to the music LoL!!

by val January 31, 2005

shiznike

like shiznick, but not. Desrcibing something cool, or could just be another way to say shit.

1. Dude, that was the shiznike!
2. Oh, shiznike, my foot!

by Val January 4, 2005