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Crack Fic 

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.
Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*
Crack Fic by SirChubbyBunny October 17, 2010
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Crackfic 

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'


"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009

crackfic 

A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.
"Sarah's new crackfic is fuckin' hilarious, you should go read it!"
crackfic by Andrea C. November 8, 2006

crackficient 

When you are so efficient at something that you are accused of using crack to accomplish your efficiency.
Calley was very crackficient at her job today.
crackficient by H Bertinson May 8, 2016

Crackfic 

And I thought the writers in the Bizarro Central were weird! Don't let Carlton Mellick III invade fanfiction.net as if he invades that site, God help us all! (I am joking Mellick.) The Fandom Writer in some ways on FictionPress could be coined this as some called the hell scene extremely weird. Babies Come From Wal-Mart on FictionPress has traits of crackfic with the title.
What the hell did I just come across?!? What the hell is crackfic? ::looking at some of the stories:: don't ask.
Crackfic by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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B)
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A)
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B)
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