An underage girl who loves dressing like a ho (hozy) but her main focus is trying to get cozy with older men; they can usually be found in groups of 2 or 3 sitting at the bus stop but never catching the bus.
Check out those cozies sitting at the bus stop.. They must be 13 years old!!
A gorgeous girl with a beautiful smile, great personality, and hilarious sense of humor. She is quiet and shy when she first meets someone, but when she gets to know them she's the life of any party. A Cozette is a boy magnet, and she has the boys lining up to get her number. If you ever meet a Cozette, hold on to her and never let her go.
Tyler: Whoaaaa dude, who's that sexy girl with the hot bod that just walked by? She's a freaking superstar, I wanna take her out on a date and marry her!
Jordan: Hold up there dude, you can't date her. That's Cozette! She's already dating, like, three other boys, and she is way out of your league. She is the prettiest and sweetest girl in school, you've got NO chance with her!
Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"