Cown

Adjective - describing a noun - meaning corny, whack, stupid, or dumb. Usually yelled in mid-sentence, or by itself.

Uhm, that was kinda COWN!
Them shoes is kinda COWN!
That joke was a lil cown.
I hate this class, it's so cowny.

COWN COWN.

by WhyYouSoCowny December 31, 2011

cowned

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

cown

A man whos wears lady's clothes, or even does something to his body, so he looks like a woman.

Look at that guy over there, he is just so cown wearing that dress.

by anonymous January 04, 2004

cown

the essence of being "cool," in style," or "fresh"

check out that cown kid. no not clown, i said cown. you are so not.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

cowned

Kicked by a cow. Cow + owned.

Fred tried to tip Bessie, but she woke up first and he got cowned.

by The Fucking Police December 15, 2007

Cown

A person who really really sucks at sudoku

Amy is real cown

by Ghost_rider2o99 May 11, 2021