Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.

by ToM March 10, 2003

cow pat

The crunchy, flavorful brown chip in Chex Mix.

"You can have a handful of my Chex Mix, but don't you dare take the cow pats! Those are the best part."

by SMHSdefinitions March 30, 2016

cow pat

A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women

'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?

by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange

Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww

by biker6676 February 12, 2013

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023