Cow Patting Share definition Flag This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her. Jimmy: I cow patted her last night... James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her) Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cow Patting mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch