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cow cunt 

A large pussy. Extremly big vagina. Usually seen in women who've had at least 6 children.
My wife has got a Cow Cunt
cow cunt by know the toe September 19, 2003
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cow cunt 

"so yu buy dem shoes fuh $100 and duh got places dat selling dem at $20? you is a real cow cunt"
cow cunt by manwithart June 29, 2012

cow cunt 

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.
That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.
cow cunt by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

Cow Cunt 

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)
"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."
Cow Cunt by DocDizzle March 2, 2019

moo cow cunt 

A fat ugly fake ass greedy dirty stinky sweaty grimy bitch who thinks she's the shiznit and is too much of a pussy to be real.
That WENDY is a MOO COW CUNT

Does TAMIKIA know shes a MOO COW CUNT

That MOO COW CUNT is a rug muncher

T, Im not sitting next to that MOO COW CUNT, she has herpes!
moo cow cunt by tea baggin March 13, 2010

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow 

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

Cunt Faced Cow 

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.
She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.
Cunt Faced Cow by DogFlap June 11, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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