Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

Wounded Soldier

The appearance and form for a man who, after having a ham shank and finding nothing to wipe the baby gravy up with, make his way to the bathroom to clean up without dripping any man juice on the way.

After shooting off all over himself and having no bog roll. Vince made his way to the bog like a wounded soldier to wipe off his jiz.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006