1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

Bent Covin' by D'Andre Creamer June 22, 2007

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Doug Covin

A douche bag who is over-obsessed with him self. He plays two things on bass Never break the chain by Fleetwood Mac and Three days by janes addiction. He wants to be called the Italian stallion but he is more like the small pony if you get it.

Doug Covin is a Douche Bag

Doug Covin by Old Greg Is my name Ya see September 9, 2010

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Ten dollars

I put my ten coin in.

ten coin by Big Shawn May 14, 2015

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Schlatt Coin

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.

Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!

Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

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