Covinfreude

An amalgam of Covid-19 and schadenfreude - the guilty pleasure one gets upon hearing a person contracts Covid-19, and richly deserves it. Applied to those who show wanton disregard for practices such as hand washing, mask wearing, and social distancing, aka "maskhole," or those who believe, against all evidence to the contrary, that the pandemic is a hoax, aka "plandemic."

When we saw that orange gasbag huffing and puffing up the steps of the White House, we experienced the dizzying glee of covinfreude.

Covinfreude by Diahni October 6, 2020

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Covinfreude

When we saw that orange gasbag huffing and puffing up the steps of the White House, we experienced the dizzying glee of covinfreude.

Covinfreude by Diahni October 6, 2020

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Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

Conanfreude by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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