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Coutinhoitis

Being MVP in your original but end up being hot garbage for your new club even though they paid $100M+ on you
Example of Coutinhoitis:
Coutinho from Liverpool to Barca

coutinhoswhore

the best person. my fave person. she is super swag and hot.
person 1: hey do u know coutinhoswhore?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: the sexiest and funniest mf.
coutinhoswhore by messishoe July 18, 2021

courtinho 

An absolute unit for a human being, sometimes even considered an alien. He is an alpha and isn’t afraid to assert his dominance in any situation. He has a massive shlong and as well as a great personality. Don’t let him fool you, he can be intimidating but he is a charming person.
Everyone look! It’s Courtinho, he is my idol!
courtinho by Core-teen-yo November 10, 2022

Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.
"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"
Coutinhating by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026