An absolute unit for a human being, sometimes even considered an alien. He is an alpha and isn’t afraid to assert his dominance in any situation. He has a massive shlong and as well as a great personality. Don’t let him fool you, he can be intimidating but he is a charming person.

Everyone look! It’s Courtinho, he is my idol!

courtinho by Core-teen-yo November 10, 2022

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Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.

"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"

Coutinhating by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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