coutinho 

the Best football player in the world

coutinho stored 10 goals yesterday

coutinho by indianstriker November 14, 2016

Coutinhoitis

Being MVP in your original but end up being hot garbage for your new club even though they paid $100M+ on you

Example of Coutinhoitis:
Coutinho from Liverpool to Barca

Coutinhoitis by Trueno AE86 GT May 26, 2020

coutinhoswhore

the best person. my fave person. she is super swag and hot.

person 1: hey do u know coutinhoswhore?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: the sexiest and funniest mf.

coutinhoswhore by messishoe July 18, 2021

courtinho 

An absolute unit for a human being, sometimes even considered an alien. He is an alpha and isn’t afraid to assert his dominance in any situation. He has a massive shlong and as well as a great personality. Don’t let him fool you, he can be intimidating but he is a charming person.

Everyone look! It’s Courtinho, he is my idol!

courtinho by Core-teen-yo November 10, 2022

Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.

"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"

Coutinhating by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025