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Coutinhoitis

Being MVP in your original but end up being hot garbage for your new club even though they paid $100M+ on you
Example of Coutinhoitis:
Coutinho from Liverpool to Barca

coutinhoswhore

the best person. my fave person. she is super swag and hot.
person 1: hey do u know coutinhoswhore?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: the sexiest and funniest mf.
coutinhoswhore by messishoe July 18, 2021

courtinho 

An absolute unit for a human being, sometimes even considered an alien. He is an alpha and isn’t afraid to assert his dominance in any situation. He has a massive shlong and as well as a great personality. Don’t let him fool you, he can be intimidating but he is a charming person.
Everyone look! It’s Courtinho, he is my idol!
courtinho by Core-teen-yo November 10, 2022

Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.
"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"
Coutinhating by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026