Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

cousincest 

when matthew and tony lovato GET IT ON, usually in my dreams
Tony and Matt sure do perform some pretty wild and hott cousincest
cousincest by Traci January 17, 2004

cousinette 

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).
I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.
cousinette by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009

Confusincest 

The strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where "blood lines" overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point.
Friend 1: I have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, my other brother is the black sheep literally, another sister is my synchronized sex twin, and one of my daugters has like, 3 dads.

Friend 2: O_O...that's total confusincest...can I join?
Confusincest by sassyjurphy January 26, 2011

cousinception

When your cousin over thinks to the point of inception.
Wow, she's going to cause herself cousinception.
cousinception by Falalady June 5, 2016

Cousinist wismo 

A way of expressing any happy emotion between cousins and they'll know what the expression is through the powers of cousinist wismo.
Cousin 1. Hey sup
Cousin 2. NM you
Cousin 1. Cousinist wismo
Cousin 2. YASS
Cousinist wismo by Zanmander January 2, 2019

cousiness 

My cousiness and I had a fallen out
cousiness by 459395 April 3, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more