cousincest

COUSINCEST = COUSIN + INCEST, ie, when cousins have sex.

"Cousincest" is a misnomer. Cousin sex is NOT incest according to Modern Medical Science (cousins have a 96% chance of producing a normal, healthy child), the Bible, or most marital laws around the world (including Europe, Canada, and much of the USA).

by Kathy Golden March 4, 2009

cousincest

when matthew and tony lovato GET IT ON, usually in my dreams

Tony and Matt sure do perform some pretty wild and hott cousincest

by Traci January 17, 2004

cousinette

a cousin of the female gender. (similar to how in spanish prima is the feminine form of cousin).

I have 2 cousins named John and Steve and 1 cousinette namd Leslie.

by tyrannyrocks May 20, 2009

Confusincest

The strange phenomenon where all of your close friends become an extended family where "blood lines" overlap and make absolutely no sense to the people involved or those observing from a sane vantage point.

Friend 1: I have 3 moms, one of them being male, 4 daughters (1 adopted), my stepmom is also my sister, my other brother is the black sheep literally, another sister is my synchronized sex twin, and one of my daugters has like, 3 dads.

Friend 2: O_O...that's total confusincest...can I join?

by sassyjurphy January 26, 2011

cousinception

When your cousin over thinks to the point of inception.

Wow, she's going to cause herself cousinception.

by Falalady June 5, 2016

Cousinist wismo

A way of expressing any happy emotion between cousins and they'll know what the expression is through the powers of cousinist wismo.

Cousin 1. Hey sup
Cousin 2. NM you
Cousin 1. Cousinist wismo
Cousin 2. YASS

by Zanmander January 2, 2019

cousiness

Female cousin

My cousiness and I had a fallen out

by 459395 April 3, 2023