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Cousin's Cousin

A term used instead of saying brother. A person's brother is also the cousin of their cousin. Using this term will make you sound awesome and confuse the person to which you are using the term, giving you the opportunity to share it with them.
John: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Fred: Going to Olive Garden. My parents want to take me and my cousin's cousin out to dinner.
by Donny Mattingly April 29, 2011
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Cousin's Cousin

Your cousin's cousin who is not of blood relation of you.

For example; your cousin's uncle is your dad who has you and your siblings but your cousin's aunt has children who are your cousin's cousin
"Will your cousin be coming over as well? "
"No, my cousin's cousin got a play so he's going over there"
"Your cousin's cousin? Your sibling"

"Oh no, this is my cousin's cousin from his mum's side not his dad"
by DancingCakes May 26, 2022
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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
by psofrn November 8, 2012
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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kyle's cousin kyle

On the cartoon South Park, Kyle Broflovski's stereotype Jewish cousin Kyle. He displays may problems including asthma, poor physical ability, complete inability to behave normal and physically poor semen. He is also a tight arse when it comes to money.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.
by Elroy Steel May 18, 2008
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the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin
by Lewispewis December 9, 2017
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lucy's cousin molly

A covert slang term for Ecstasy, or MDMA. It likely originated from the terming of the somewhat similar hallucinogen LSD lucy.
Do you want to hang out with Lucy's cousin Molly this saturday at the club?
by Drugnerd April 25, 2006
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