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Courtney Jo 

A very exciting girl, who will always keep you wanting more. When you're with her, you want her bad, and when you're not with her, you'll do anything to get where she's at. This girl has the ability to be cute, sexy, funny, smart, beautiful, and witty all at once. I just want her. All the time. She makes me a better person.
"That Courtney Jo girl, man, she's just, crazy"
"I know man, i sit in class and just stare at her."

"she is too fine, and everything I would ever want in a chick"
Courtney Jo by Sonnnypop April 26, 2012
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Courtney Johnson 

Courtney Johnson was the banjo player for the original Newgrass Revival, one of the first bands to combine bluegrass with rock stylings. He was well known for his "chromatic" style.
Courtney Johnson sure plays great banjo.
Courtney Johnson by Ashborn March 20, 2010

Courtney Johnson 

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.
"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"
Courtney Johnson by la léona January 9, 2005

Courtney Jones 

When you're having sex with a shemale in the ass and you pull out too fast and he/she shits on you're dick
did you hear about john, he definitely got Courtney Jones'd
Courtney Jones by wilkie99 May 13, 2015

Joel Courtney 

Joel Courtney is an amazing actor who had the lead role of Joe Lamb in Super 8. He is a very talented and awesome guy and everyone loves him!!
guy 1: Hey did you see that movie Super 8 with Joel Courtney?

guy 2: Oh yeah that movie was so mint! And Joel is a great actor!
Joel Courtney by big_fan August 1, 2011

Cortney Jog 

When your in P.E and you don't really feel like running//jogging, so you kinda speed walk. But you gotta put a hop in your step and a bounce in your hop.

You can't Cortney Jog alone.
My bestfriend isn't at school today!.. Now I gotta find more lazy people to Cortney Jog with..
Cortney Jog by realsnoopdoggstandin October 21, 2010

CourtneyVonRyan® 

CourtneyVonRyan® brand is a fashion house founded in 2017 by American fashion designer, entrepreneur, artist, and songwriter/producer Courtney VonRyan, which includes articles of high end luxury fashion, including accessories.
"I just went online to shop luxury brands and that CourtneyVonRyan® clothing is our of my budget".

Teen Girl: Wooooah, Ma you got me CourtneyVonRyan®!! Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!
Mother of Teen Girl: "Yes, Happy Birthday baby girl.."
CourtneyVonRyan® by bigfactsnews December 7, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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