Country bump

To not interfere with a relationship between a boy and girl in any manner

For example boy or girl will leave when there is sense of interference hence the need to country bump

by Carlk July 20, 2010

Country Bump

Someone from the South who does coke on the reg

“ Yo I just stepped out the bar and some country bump asks if i’m holding”
-“Man we gotta get a handle on these fucking country bumps”

by aquaphor_supremacist! January 22, 2026

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

by LB March 31, 2004

Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

country bumpkin

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

by Dylanv April 17, 2006

country bumpkin

A word often used by a person outside the southern region to define people from the South

"You from Tennessee?? So you a country bumpkin."

by EyeA March 30, 2004