Countrion 

A kid who is super redneck and super alcoholic and is addicted too hunting and sleeps with his guns at night. He likes to kiss his dog on the lips but is a super mad lad and mega rad. he also has a super cool gamer friend and a cool friend with a bald spot but is also kind of cool

That kid is so countrion

Countrion by Jace’s a countrian February 4, 2021

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Counting With Jerold 

The best counter

Counting With Jerold count to 4
okay
1
2
3
4

Counting With Jerold by ismelltheindoorsnow November 12, 2020

Countering 

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person

"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.

Countering by lollol777734 January 31, 2009

western countries 

'western' defines a region conventionally designated West, stemming from the Greco-Roman traditions, relating to democratic countries of Europe and America.

'western countries' are democratic countries, countries stemming from the Greco-Roman traditions.

None western countries - In a none western oriented country there was no opportunity of being distracted by the media - television, video, cinema or press.

western countries by Barbara Gauss October 30, 2005

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

counting pockets by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017