Coulter's Law 

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021

Coulter's Rule 

The media will immediately list the race of the shooter/criminal only when the shooter/criminal is white.

Coulter's Rule prevents the media from listing the race of the shooter at this time.

Coulter's Rule by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void

Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike by Idrinkpetrolforaliving February 25, 2020

Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

Warowl’s first law of counter strike by Curio234 April 15, 2021

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike by Docanon February 11, 2021

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike 

Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.

Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke

Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike by i like the smell of macs August 16, 2021

Ann Coulter Syndrome 

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.

Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.

Ann Coulter Syndrome by more yogurt please July 27, 2010