An adjective to describe someone incredibly ugly. They typically look like their face has been hit with a shovel...many times. Usually, a person who is a Coughlin has long dark hair and even though its long, still tucks it behind his ear. No one loves him.
Dude, Patrick just walked into the bar, he looks like such a Coughlin tonight!
After the mob attacked that dude, he was a Coughlin the rest of his life.
After the mob attacked that dude, he was a Coughlin the rest of his life.
by nlantieri April 25, 2011
Coughlin is a name given to an individual that spends most of their time wasted. This normally refers to someone who can be dreadfully boring without both illegal substances and alcohol.
by StevieGee March 24, 2009
ast name for the best Irish-americans in the world. Originally known as Mac Cochlain or O Cochlain. For those still in Ireland the name is spelled Coughlan. pronounced as either "coff-linn" or "cogg-linn" or "cock-linn" depending. Native Irelanders pronounce it the latter.
by thats so deirdre January 29, 2009
One of the biggest fucking pussies out there. Has committed over 300 felonies due to child pornography(sale and distribution). Also known as: Bird, Seagull, goon, Felon, Bernie, and Burnout.
Mom: "Yo look at Bird over there."
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
Kid: "Yeah he's such a goon"
Mom: "Don't grow up to be like him, he's such a felon."
Kid: "What's his real name?"
Mom: "Sam Coughlin"
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