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Barracks Cougar 

A barracks cougar is much like a barracks bunny, only older like mom or grandma status. Usually in their early 30's late 40's.
Marine 1: Dude! That chick is old enough to be my mom why is she in the BRKS?

Marine 2: She's A Barracks Cougar!

cougarbait 

A cute young man (usually under 25 but there are exceptions) who possesses all the qualities most desired by a cougar in a mate, youth and a certain naivete about women, being the most important. He is the sort of guy who walks into a bar with his buddies and immediately has all the cougars buying him drinks and trying to pick him up. He does not go out looking for cougars in bars (he is trying to impress some girl next door he knows from his philosophy class) but for some reason always ends up with one. His buddies probably find this very amusing.
With his boyish good looks and innocent charm Johnny was walking cougarbait at the local bar.

Cougarbait 

Adj. A male who seeks the affections of mature women exclusively (see Cougars). Syn. Milfbait
Joe won't date a woman under 40, he's hardcore cougarbait.
Cougarbait by JRSLim June 19, 2009

cougarbate 

When a woman over the age of, let's say 50, master bates while thinking of a sexual interest in their, let's say 20's.
" looking at these magazine photos of Jake Gyllenhaal makes me want to go home and cougarbate!"
cougarbate by FrannC June 11, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026