Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.

Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco

by rollerroaster October 22, 2010

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015