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cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Coonswab 

a white male who consideres himself black
correy Russel is a coonswab
Coonswab by Balls Mclongcock the 3rd November 16, 2009

cotton swab 

when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.
When tired of dry humping,gradually but not noticeably,use theCOTTON SWABto awaken the moment.
cotton swab by Glimpze June 18, 2008

Milwaukee Cotton Swab 

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho

cotton swab 

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun
dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab
cotton swab by TAF119 March 16, 2009

cotton swab 

brandi cotton swabs amanda all the time.
cotton swab by the original KKK January 20, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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