Cotblocking is rude.
He was a jerk so I cotblocked him.
You know why Ted missed the meeting this morning? ...I cotblocked him last night.
He was a jerk so I cotblocked him.
You know why Ted missed the meeting this morning? ...I cotblocked him last night.
by Festivus October 26, 2009
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Everyone Was Watching Tym Dressed As Dante Instead Of Trent Dressed As Virgil
At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"
The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.
At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"
The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.
by Nero Andreaus Walker June 4, 2014
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Catblocked
• cot block
• catblock
• cocblock
• cogblock
• Cogblocking
• conblock
• Cosblock
• Cotolock
• Cop Block (or copblock)
My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
by Chad Baker December 28, 2007
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Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
by DentD December 28, 2011
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Get the conblock mug.The act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.
Example 1:
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
by Copper101 March 27, 2011
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