n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.
"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."
by DickLint October 29, 2011
n. The upper arm of an overweight person, referring to the size of the arm (which more closely resembles the thigh due to staggering amounts of arm fat). Most often spotted at buffets, rodeos, NASCAR events, state fairs, Wal-Mart stores, Jerry Springer's television program, and throughout the South. Very often seen in conjunction with thankles.
"Holy crap - that is the fattest arm I have ever seen. They're supposed to be biceps, not thighceps. Your arms look like pillowcases full of cottage cheese. Maybe put the fork down once in a while, mmmkay?"
by DickLint May 09, 2010