Cooteroid

A large ingrown hair located on a woman's UPA or directly located on her private parts. Typically the result of shaving ones pubic hair or bikini line. White heads are sometimes present but not necessarily.

"I was afraid to go down on her because she either had the herp, or a mad case of cooteroids."

Cooteroid by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

Camp Hill Cooterpillar by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

cooterfister 

1. One who enjoys the act of placing his/her fist in a cooter.

2. One who finds pleasure in the act of cooterfisting.

"Dude, Derek I put my hand in the palace of pleasure!"
"Oh Justin...you cooterfister."

cooterfister by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

Cooterlice420 

A Tiktok star that is famously known for her outstanding good looks and funniest videos on the app.

Cooterlice420 is so funny and cool and has so much swag

Cooterlice420 by stinky.little.rat October 6, 2020

cooterfisting 

1. The act of balling one's hand up into a tight fist, and placing it into your partner's vagina, either vigorously or delicately. However it is usually rythmic.

2. The sensual act of ever so delicately teasing a woman lovingly, then suddenly penetrating with your entire fist. Can be quite effective when combined with suspenseful music. Make sure to wait until the climax of the song to ram your entire fist in.

3. Commonly referred to as a "hit below the waist" in boxing matches.

"Yo Derek I totally put a chick in the hospital last night!"
"Dude you didn't use roofies again did you?"
"Heck no man, I was cooterfisting!"

cooterfisting by D-Smoov December 6, 2006

Cooterific 

Some fine ass cooter

Chris's mom's cooter was amazing last night

Cooterific by Andy March 4, 2004