Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.

The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!

by Salty 40 March 23, 2020

Coronaslapped

Having your life or your plans hassled, altered or severely inconvenienced indirectly or directly due to the Coronavirus.

Travelers who spent all night at the airport just to find out they are now quarantined for 2 weeks have been Coronaslapped.
Mark Cuban and the NBA got Coronaslapped real hard.

by DiddyPop2020 March 13, 2020

coronacaptivity

The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.

When the fuck is this coronacaptivity going to end?

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Coronaclaw

Knotting of muscles in the forearm due to the holding of smartphone for hours while in quarantine for coronavirus.

While recovering from coronavirus I also caught coronaclaw from obsessing over how badly President Donald J Trump has screwed us.

by JimmyChonga24 March 16, 2020