corny ass

One who asks or speaks in a way that is especially and embarassifly corny. One who tries to act cool, but is actually very uncool indeed.

"You know that Sheila Brienne and Sarah Nicole? I heard they installed a tire swing."
"Oh I'm not even surprised. What a couple of corny asses"

by NotSarahNicole December 13, 2016

Corny ass

A curious closeted gay farmer boy

(He uses corn as a mid afternoon toy)

"he's a corny ass!"

"Yeah, my buddy Eric is one of those"

by Vesballs October 28, 2022

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Corny ass mother fucker

When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass

"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

Sweet And Sour Corn Ass

When a guy goes down on his girlfriend and comes straight back up yelling "Sweet And Sour Corn Ass!" because her crack is so potent with an aroma that will literally put a guy into an acoma.

Girl: Babe, will you lick my asshole?
Boy: Did you wash the Sweet And Sour Corn out of your ass?
Girl: Yes, I took a shower 6 hours ago.
Boy: Oh hell to the no

Sweet And Sour Corn Ass

by letsbehonestwitheachother November 5, 2010

Corey Ass Nigga

Someone who isn't down, or up to beat on certain issues. One who isn't accountable.

Dave: My boss didn't come into work today.

Josh: Man that's a Corey Ass Nigga!

by shaff-diesel May 12, 2011

corn fed ass whippin

( noun) The physical beating following an unsolicited stupid commit typically adminstered by a very large well nourished redneck
commonly giving out to those " not from around here"

The dumb ass yankee was running his mouth so i gave him a by god corn fed ass whippin

by grainfeed June 18, 2011