Corndork

Corndork- someone who is smart, funny, wildly attractive, geeky, humble, confident, beautiful, sexy, nerdy, playful, thoughtful, caring, loving, unselfish and loves dad jokes.

I need a corndork in my life so I can get away with being a cheesy dad-jokester.

Corndorks are the best!

If you have a corndork, you can never let them go. They are priceless!

Corndork by And-y May 18, 2021

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Corndorf

A quirky, silly person who enjoys parading around in costumes. Strange things happen to them all the time.

Did you see the wig Corndorf had on today? I heard a bird pooped on her head!

Corndorf by pugforeva June 24, 2014

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Corndork • Corndonkey • Corndorf

Corndonkey

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.

"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"

Corndonkey by crackedactor May 20, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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