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Corndork- someone who is smart, funny, wildly attractive, geeky, humble, confident, beautiful, sexy, nerdy, playful, thoughtful, caring, loving, unselfish and loves dad jokes.
I need a corndork in my life so I can get away with being a cheesy dad-jokester.

Corndorks are the best!

If you have a corndork, you can never let them go. They are priceless!
Corndork by And-y May 18, 2021
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Corndorf 

A quirky, silly person who enjoys parading around in costumes. Strange things happen to them all the time.
Did you see the wig Corndorf had on today? I heard a bird pooped on her head!
Corndorf by pugforeva June 24, 2014
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Corndonkey 

A Corndonkey is when cum covers the dick and dries.
"Yeah man, I was pounding this chick and she fucking cummed all over my dick. We fell asleep and in the morning I woke up with a total corndonkey!"
Corndonkey by crackedactor May 20, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026