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took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.
Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

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corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008

corneater 

one who eats his/her corn the long way in a very gay and homoerotic fashion while using the pornstar-esque wrist action...or one who in general is just an idiot or is particularly irritating.
dude!... that kid is suuuch a corneater!!!
corneater by SNH fireman May 23, 2012

Corntatered 

The act of inebriation after the consumption of moonshine whiskey, made from corn and then proceeding to ingest large amounts of vodka, made from potatoes.
Person 1- Oh I feel like shit today!
Person 2- I know right you got totally corntatered last night.
Corntatered by Clarence p October 26, 2019

coonwater 

After a coon has shit in water after it has stayed there for weeks floating up too the brim
"Dude you smell like coonwater."
coonwater by Greazy bastard December 19, 2021