Urban Dictionary: Holy water

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Sister Judith get the holy water. This one needs an exorcism

by Sister Ashley March 02, 2019

Feb 25 Word of the Day

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015

When you start getting dirty thoughts about someone, or are horny in general. You need to drink holy water to become pure and chill again.

“Look at this sexy photo of Brad Pitt, I need some holy water now”

by bumblebee84 February 25, 2020

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 07, 2007

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.

Yeah, John will bring the Holy Water, I'll bring the pepsi.

Dude, I cannot believe how much Holy Water I drank last night.

by Ruski Parin September 01, 2007

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014