Corn on my cob
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
Corn on my cob by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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Corn On My Cob
Corn On My Cob by Devin92140 December 11, 2018
SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB
SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
slob on my nob like the corn on the cob
slob on my nob like the corn on the cob by jamuie December 15, 2003
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob by Josval2 December 16, 2019
jump on my knob like corn on the cob
jump on my knob like corn on the cob by Anunumus May 7, 2018
eating my corn on the cob
eating my corn on the cob by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007
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