one who eats his/her corn the long way in a very gay and homoerotic fashion while using the pornstar-esque wrist action...or one who in general is just an idiot or is particularly irritating.

dude!... that kid is suuuch a corneater!!!

corneater by SNH fireman May 23, 2012

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Corntatered

The act of inebriation after the consumption of moonshine whiskey, made from corn and then proceeding to ingest large amounts of vodka, made from potatoes.

Person 1- Oh I feel like shit today!
Person 2- I know right you got totally corntatered last night.

Corntatered by Clarence p October 26, 2019

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cooneater

one who sucks penis with poo on it

wow look at that cooneater's brown lipstick

cooneater by Chared November 1, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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