A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word
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- A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass.

- More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot".
She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.

That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason.
by Laqueshus June 05, 2009
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coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
See scoter.
2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.
1. That bird, is a coot.
2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.
by Alan Coltrane February 06, 2004
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A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.
The coots lost the football game.

Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.

The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.
by bb3_rm26 December 30, 2011
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An adjective used to describe anyone or anything too cool to be just cool. Only to be used in the most extraordinary of situations. Consequently, any misuse of this term results in immediate banishment from the society the abuser had come to know and to love.
Person 1: You know that Person 4?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
Person 3 (ambling into conversation randomly): He's more than just cool, he's coot!
Persons 1 and 2 (in perfect unison, shocked): Gasp! You're right!
by The Infinitely Prolonged July 27, 2010
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also cooter cooty
"Can I slap your coot?"
by Cooty Clinty November 10, 2003
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To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum
I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.
by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 04, 2016
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