cooser 

The definition of a cooser is "a really big loser".
It can be used in many contexts.

Haha!
You're such a cooser

cooser by guosjfnjohjsaorhjewnmpayr May 26, 2008

cooser 

The combination between cool, and loser. Meaning a cool looser. Usually someone not cool, yet not a loser.

Hey wussup mady, yah such a cooer.

cooser by bzerk July 6, 2005

cooser 

A person that is not a looser nor cool.

Sup mady, when you gonna stop being such a cooser.

cooser by bzerk July 15, 2005

Cooser 

An extremely awesome or cool person.

"What a cooser! i'd love to hang out with him."
you're SUCH a cooser! call me!

Cooser by scruffymumfkins May 22, 2007

[cooser] 

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'

C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.

[cooser] by zoopler February 25, 2008

conservative anarchist 

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

conservative anarchist by xlioilx July 13, 2012

conservative anarchist 

One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.

Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.

Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.

Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.

conservative anarchist by rebel_conservative January 18, 2008