Definitions by zoopler

[cooser] 

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'

C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.

[cooser] by zoopler February 25, 2008