Cooper Crunch 

When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

He gave me the cooper crunch last night, I accidently swollowed. But its okay cause Imma give it right back to him tonight.

Damn, my girl cooper crunched me. Ill never do that again.

I didn't know you could get pink eye from the cooper crunch.

Cooper Crunch by thsish December 12, 2012

cooter crunch 

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

cooter crunch by md/urban March 12, 2009

cooter crunch 

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

cooter crunch by kkoo June 21, 2009

Cooter Crunch 

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

Cooter Crunch by Pb an j April 1, 2024