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the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
by md/urban March 12, 2009
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When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
by kkoo June 21, 2009
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