Coonitus 

A disease when a women starts to only like black men and then becomes a black man.

Yeah, that girl Sarah contracted coonitus so we had to shoot her before matters got worse.

Coonitus by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

cognitus interruptus 

A disruption of the normal thought process, normally by an external distraction. This occurs most often at times where mental focus is a necessity. Cognitus interruptus sometimes leads to procrastination, leading to further cognitus interruptus and creating a cycle. Not to be confused with coitus interruptus, which is something entirely different.

Constant cognitus interruptus in my classes kept me from passing finals.

cognitus interruptus by Fish Fooood February 19, 2010

dune coonitis 

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

dune coonitis by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Coolitus 

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

Coolitus by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coonius 

COONIUS is a absolute nigga he is absolutely amazing in everything he does and just a all round coon

You know coonius, yeah he’s a nigga

Coonius by MAXIBADBOY06 May 28, 2020