Coolitus 

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

Coolitus by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coolitude 

Coined by Franco-Mauritian poet and semiologist Khal Torabully in the 90's, coolitude blends two meanings, widely circulated nowadays :
- the attitude of being relaxed, cool, non-violent, springing from the ahimsa of Gandhi, to promote understanding between human groups, cultures, arts...
- a poetics or vision of the world, to celebrate the coolie or indentured in History, whose memory was in limbo, as he/she was the one who was neglected in History and Literature. In coolitude, the word coolie was reappraised, in a view of giving a voice to the downcast, and develop a dialogue between descendants of slaves and coolies, and to promote cultural interaction and understanding, in a wider sense, in a globalized world.

"The concept of 'coolitude' encompasses the experiences of first generation workers together with those of their descendants spread across the Caribbean, Pacific and Indian Ocean islands today". Dr Crispin Bates, review, 2002
"Over the last couple of weeks I have had several inquiries from descendants of Indian migrants asking for suggestions for further reading. Coolitude is a very good place to start..." Amitav Ghosh, October 2011
Barack Obama proves his coolitude by delivering a speech while slamming...
Brad Pitt is the prince of coolitude...

Coolitude by GIBRAN July 9, 2012

Coonitus 

A disease when a women starts to only like black men and then becomes a black man.

Yeah, that girl Sarah contracted coonitus so we had to shoot her before matters got worse.

Coonitus by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

Coolitude 

The Act of being so cool that the word "Coolitude" was invented.

Alex Potter's Coolness Level has finally reached the peak of "Coolitude"

Coolitude by Three11Lover February 8, 2009

Coolitudinosity

The highest degree of awesomeness possibly able to be obtained.

You built a robot dinosaur with missile launchers and a flamethrower that can outrun a Ferrari for the school science fair? Coolitudinosity.

Coolitudinosity by MutantMoxx February 12, 2012

colitus 

That upset stomach following vigorous sex

Doofy fucked so hard he’s got a major case of colitus.

colitus by That’s not my name May 16, 2018

The girl with colitus goes by... 

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

The girl with colitus goes by... by Murray the K September 12, 2022