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simp in pimp’s clothing 

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work
How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.
Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017
Cooling is a slang word/term way of saying nothing much just chilling at the house.
Friend 1. Hey man. What you up to?
Friend 2. Nothing much man just cooling. What's up?
Cooling by SAMABONES September 24, 2018

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"
1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

on ice clothing 

New clothing brand that is expected to rival Supreme, Bape, and Gucci.
Y’all niggas bouta cop that new ON ICE Clothing shit?