Coolnist 

1. Group of people whose one goal in life is to be "cool" and popular.

2. There is a profound overrepresentation of daddy's little girls and boys using their parents money to be "cool"
They are characterized by a lack of higher values, ambition and life goals beyond bragging about material possessions on social media and getting drunk to the point of drunkenness at "cool" parties.

- Look! They just started their first job and they've already taken out a loan for a Mercedes.
- Don't worry they are coolnists their dad will pay it off for them

Coolnist by BSVER January 6, 2022

Colonist Shuffle 

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

Colonist Shuffle by Spiffeee June 9, 2009

Colonisti 

Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!

Tashak hai in Colonisti sa spargem niste seminte! Da Valah haide varu!

Colonisti by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020

Coolistic 

A word that gives a feeling of excellence to something. That which is coolistic is very grandiose with a great feeling of panache.

I was in total awe of that guy's performance. It was totally coolistic.

Coolistic by alphacentaurian May 22, 2011

Keyboard Colonist 

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

Keyboard Colonist by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

colonist 

One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.

Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.

colonist by Downstrike May 23, 2004

coolnism 

the act of two best friends being so cool, that they spontaneously combust.

or, the quest for a sandwich.

Brie: we're the bomb
Brie: *BOOM*
Brie: that was us exploding
Brie: of coolnism
Delaney: FLYING BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Delaney: "What's that? Is it raining?"
Delaney: Yes, it's raining Brie!
Delaney: HALLELUYAH, IT'S RAINING BRIE!

coolnism by bmartin713 February 11, 2010