1. Group of people whose one goal in life is to be "cool" and popular.
2. There is a profound overrepresentation of daddy's little girls and boys using their parents money to be "cool"
They are characterized by a lack of higher values, ambition and life goals beyond bragging about material possessions on social media and getting drunk to the point of drunkenness at "cool" parties.
2. There is a profound overrepresentation of daddy's little girls and boys using their parents money to be "cool"
They are characterized by a lack of higher values, ambition and life goals beyond bragging about material possessions on social media and getting drunk to the point of drunkenness at "cool" parties.
- Look! They just started their first job and they've already taken out a loan for a Mercedes.
- Don't worry they are coolnists their dad will pay it off for them
- Don't worry they are coolnists their dad will pay it off for them
by BSVER January 6, 2022
Get the Coolnist mug.A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
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Colonisti is an extremely interesting and beautiful place in Mangalia (Romania). Usually different species of animals are found here. For example bombardieri, coarde, varu and others. If you don't want to get home there is the perfect place u can disappear. I recommend! There is where i found the best varu!
by dumb bitch named Bianca November 17, 2020
Get the Colonisti mug.A word that gives a feeling of excellence to something. That which is coolistic is very grandiose with a great feeling of panache.
by alphacentaurian May 22, 2011
Get the Coolistic mug.Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
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Get the Keyboard Colonist mug.One of a group of people sent by one civilization to another land for the purposing of "civilizing" the civilization that is already there, under the assumption that the existing civilization is not civilized. See bigot and racism.
Europeans thought that having more powerful weapons and larger armies, (see army), made them more civilized than anyone else, so they sent colonists to bring all the other civilizations down to their level.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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or, the quest for a sandwich.
or, the quest for a sandwich.
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Delaney: Yes, it's raining Brie!
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