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Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."
Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013

Cooltastic 

Her cooltastic level just went down five points!

Cooliotistic 

Another word for "cool" "da bomb" or any other phrases.
"Wasn't that chat session cooliotistic?" Bob asked.
"No, it was just random." Bill answered.
"But that's what made it so cooliotistic!" Bob said back.

"Oh.. She's Cooliotistic" Said Pat
"Your scaring me" Said Mike

"Lulu, your Cooliotistic"
The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.
Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!
Chodistic by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

Coolissimo

Very cool, the most cool, and extremely cool. The word is a hybrid of the English adjective 'cool' and the Italian suffix '-issimo' for 'extremely, most, very'. It is pronounced 'cool-I-see-moh'.
A: Ey yo, Weezee, you dig my pants? Snotty said they was wack.
B: Snotty don't know shit, aight. They're coolissimo!
Coolissimo by Stan Still June 27, 2010