the act of trying to be cool, but endibg up looking like complete ghey douche bag

a word people try to used to make them sound but it jusy really annoys the fuck out of people

douche: hey guys wasnt that movie just coolioness?!!

guy: did you just fucking say "coolioness"?!

douche: yeah!!!!

guy: dude your a fucking douche!! get the hell away from me!!

coolioness by crAnk_[lynn marie] February 11, 2009

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Coolioness

Coolness, but cooler.

“Bro you have so much coolioness today”
“Thanks bro!!!”

Coolioness by snellie January 1, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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