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You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad! 

A funny thing you say to make fun of somebody
Ryan to Sebastien: "You're cool! Nah, you're gay with your dad!"

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details 

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.
Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

cool out with your tool out 

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

Take a picture with Mr V if your cool 

If you take a picture with Mr Vallero your the best person alive.
I take a picture with mr v if your cool

take a picture with mr v if your cool 

If you take a picture with mr vallero than your amazing.
take a picture with mr v if your cool
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